Beardmonger
Level 5
Medium Human (bearded)
Number Appearing: 1-6
Habitat: Steppes, Tundra, places where shirtless men seem out of place
His beard has made him mighty, but it has exerted a fearsome pull on his brain! Lacking the natural balance of the dwarves, this king of men has been corrupted. Now he seeks only destruction, and the finest beard-ornaments he can steal.
Beardmongers often live in beardbarian tribes.
Qualities: One of the following:
- Beardzerker: +1d to attack.
- Beardmage: Casts spells as a magician.
Chuck is a level 10 Beardmonger, whose profanity acts as a ranged weapon attack.
Can he shot lightning out of his eyes or what are the glasses for?
Also beware the half-beardmonger, whose lack of frontal facial hair only makes him seem more human. The Sideburninator is a particularly feared example.